…Because she keeps it natural. Im’m not a lover of fake nails. Here are some of my fave Megan hand pictures.
Mmm, black nail varnish and finger sucking
Wave for the Hand Fetish fans!
My nuts in her left hand whilst im sucking her right.
Ook, megan’s got stubby thumbs but i can let that slide.
This site is normally dedicated to female hands but we make special exception for my favourite actors. Morgan Freeman’s Left hand has still not recovered fully from a car accident dating back to last august. The nerve damage was just to bad,there have been some unsavoury whispers that Morgan Freeman may have to undergo hand amputation but that will not happen, as you can see from the pic there is still blood circulating to the hand and DAMN his nails look good!
Looks like Nicole Kidman’s hands where once a pretty thing, they have a nice shape but what the hell has she been doing with those palms? I will leave that to your imagination. If she is going to have them read i think the mystic will have a bloody long read.
I am sorry Ms Perfect, your hands are very average… really nothing to get excited about here. Victoria Beckham aka Posh spice has kind of wide square fingers, but i am sure as soon as she reads this she will have it surgically corrected or commission a guru to make a new finger diet and tone up programme.
Look people i don’t know what the hell you want me to say,i cannot possibly say anything nice about Madonna’s music or her hands. What the hell went wrong?? There are wrinkles and there are gravitational anomalies, perhaps she is part Klingon. Bah, to be honest i don’t bloody care. There are many reasons to hate Madonna so here are some disgusting pics which represent her bizarre and withered soul.
Here is a picture of Jordan aka Katie Price, it is an early pic and although this woman makes me feel like i have ingested several brightly coloured mushrooms her hands look sexy in this pic. The nails dont look false (im sure they are really). Her hands are in good proportion and they are not orange with fake tan.
Beyonce clearly has elegant hands, you can see they are well looked after, they appear soft and in perfect proportion. Beyonce’s Nails are tastefully decorated. In the second pic you can see her palms are perfect, just how womens hands should look. Her bum looks great too.
There is no scientific reasoning for my stringent woman hand requirements when choosing a partner. Although i cannot explain why hands are so vital important in scientific terms, we all know they are. I have met many beautiful women who i have not been able to continue dating due to the physical configuration of their hands, i am not even even talking ugly hands here, just not the right hands for me. The curvature of the nail may be wrong, fingers may be to wide or long, veiny, dry or wrinkled hands are a BIG no no, fake nails are simply unacceptable, extremely long nails are vulgar and repulsive, nail art is another big turn off, orange fake tan stained hands look filthy and i wouldnt want them washing my pigs let alone touching me.
Perfect Hands
As these requirements eliminate 95% of women in USA/UK/Australia i have pretty limited pickings. Lets talk about the perfect hands… The perfect hands are small, with slender fingers, natural nails long or short but not 
bitten, painted in a tasteful colour, glossed or natural is ok with me. Soft skin, pale or dark is fine. Stick to these women hand guidelines girls and you will go far.
My current partner is the same with regard to hand selection; on our first date the subject of hands was discussed at great length, fortunately we where a perfect match and many years later we are still in love. I put this down ONLY to the compatibility of our hands.
Some women hand are unspeakably repulsive, Madonna for example; The wrinkles and veins destroy any chance of her making anything of her hands. In a way i find her hands interesting as they are a metaphor for her talent as a pop singer. I find the most beautiful hands are possessed by the ordinary young girls of this country, those that dont subscribe to the hideous standards set by talentless famous for nothing no marks like Jordan, Cheryl Cole. Sadly these hands are few and far between.
Paris Hilton has very long slender fingers, i can see how people can appreciate her well manicured nails but i am not a fan them. They seem a little like ET’s fingers to me in these hand pictures, i wonder if they glow? Her sisters hands seem much more attractive. I would love to hear your opinions.
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